小甜饼

努力写和自己名字相符合的小段子。

Language.

You didn't see that coming?

——And for gash sake,watch your language!
——That's not going away any time soon.

Hey,big guy.Sun's getting real low.

You could have saved us.Why didn't you do more?

——Hey,the lullaby worked better than ever.

——Just wasn't expecting a code green.

——You hadn't been there ,there would have been double the casualties .My best friend would 've been a treasured memory .

——You know ,sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to here .

——How long before you trust me ?

——it's not you I don't trust .

——Thor,report on the Hulk.

——The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims.But not the screams of the dead ,of course .No ,no ,wounded screams.Mainly whimpering ,a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout .

——Barton's gonna need the full treatment .

——Very good ,sir.

——Jarvis,take the wheel .

——Yes,sir.Approach vector is locked .

(Jarvis is my co-pilot)

——A victory should be honored with revels.

——Yeah, who doesn't love revels?Captain ?

——Hopefully this puts an end to the Chitauri and Hydra.So ,yes ,revels.

——Lab's all set up ,boss.

——Actually ,he's the boss .I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler .

Like a computer .I believe I 'm deciphering code .

Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together .

The only people threatening the planet would be people.

——I see a suit of armor around the world.
——Sounds like a cold world,Tony.
——I've seen colder.This one, this very vulnerable blue one,it needs Ultron.Peace in our time.

——What did we miss?
——I'll continue to run variations on the interface.But you should probably prepare for your guests.I'll notify you if there are any developments.
——Thanks,buddy.
——Enjoy yourself,sir.
——I always do.

——Avenging is your world.Your world is crazy.
——Be it ever so humble.
——You find a place in Brooklyn yet?
——I don't think I can afford a place in Brooklyn.
——Well,home is home,you know?

——Look,as maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long,don't.You both deserve a win.

——What do you mean "up close "?

Okay.Never one to shrink from an honest challenge.

——Right,so,if I lift it,I then rule Asgard?
——Yes,of course.

Nothing.

——All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King,but it' rigged.
——You bet your ass.
——Steve,he said a bad language word.
——Did you tell everyone about that?

You're all not worthy.

You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change .How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to evolve ?

I have more than enough words to describe you ,Stark .

——We're the Avengers.We can bust arms dealers all the livelong day ,but that up there ,that's .....That's the endgame.How were you guys planning on beating that ?

——Together .

——We''ll lose .

——Then we'll do that together ,too.

Stay down,kid.

They see you leading us to Hell.

You're a destroyer,Odinsion.See where your power leads .

 

——There's no future with me .I can't ever ...I can't have this .Kids.Do the math .I physically can't .

——Neither can  I .In the Red Rome where I was trained...where I was raised ,they have a graduation ceremony .They sterilized you .It's efficient . One less thing to worry about .The one thing that might matter more than a mission .Makes everything easier .Even killing .You still think you're the only monster on the tram ?

——So,we disappear?

——And I'm the man who killed the Avengers.I saw it .I didn't  tell the team .How could  I ? I saw them all dead ,Nick.I felt it .The whole world ,too .Because of me .I wasn't ready .I didn't do all I could .

——Maximoff girl ,she's working you ,Stark.Playing on your fear .

——I wasn't tricked,I was shown.Wasn't a nightmare ,it was my legacy .The end of the path I started us on .

——Steve doesn't like that kind of talk .

——You know what ,Romanoff?

When the Earth starts to settle ,God throws a stone at it .And,believe me ,he's winding up.We have to evolve .There's no room for the weak .

——I've had a vision.A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life ,and at its centre is that .

——What ?The gem ?

——It's the Mind Stone .It's one of the six Infinity Stones. The greatest power in the universe,unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.

——I am not Jarvis.I am ...I am.

——I looked in your head and saw annihilation .

——Look again.

——Her seal of approval means Jack to me .

——Their powers ,the horrors in our heads,Ultron himself ,they all came from the Mind Stone .And they're nothing compared to what it can unleash .But with it on our side ...

——Is it ?Are you ?On our side ?

——I don't think it's that simple .

——Well,it better get real simple real soon,

——I am on the side of life .Ultron isn't .He will end it all .

——What 's he waiting for ?

——You.

I don't want to kill Ultron.He is unique and he's in pain .But that pain will roll over the Earth .So,he must be destroyed.

And not one of us can do it without the others .

Right.Well done.

Good evening ,boss.

All they want is to live their lives in peace .And that's not gonna happen today .But we can do our best to protect them .And we can get the job done .

Keep the fight between us .

——I adore you .

——But I need the other guy.

——Let's finish the job . 

——I really hope this makes us even .

——Now go be a hero .

——I got airborne ,heading up to the bridge .

——Cap,you got incoming .

——Incoming already came in .

The rest of us have one job ,tear these things apart .You get hurt ,hurt them back .You get killed ,walk it off .

——How could I let this happen ?

——Hey,hey,you okay ?

——This is all our fault .

——Hey,look at me .

——It's your fault ,it's everyone 's fault .Who cares ?Are you up for this ?Are you ?Look,I just need to know .Because the city is flying .Okay.Look ,the city is flying ,we're fighting an army of robots ,and I have a bow and arrow .None of this makes sense.But I'm going back out there because it's my job .Okay?And I can 't do my job and babysit.It doesn't matter what you did or what you were .If you go out there ,you fight ,and you fight to kill .Stay in here ,you're good .I 'll send your brother to come find you .But  if you step out that door ,you are an Avenger.All right .Good chat .Yeah ,the city is flying .

——I got you !Just look at me !

——You can 't save them all .You'll never ...

——"Never" what ?You didn't finish !

——Everyone up here versus everyone down there ?There's no math there .

——I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it .

——I didn't say we should leave .There 's worse ways to go .

——Fury,you son of a bitch .

——You kiss your mother with that mouth ?

——I am Thor,son of Odin ,and as long as there is life in my breast ...I am runninig out of things to say !Are you ready ?

——It's terribly well -balanced .

——Well,if there 's too much weight ,you lose power on the swing ,so ...

Avengers,time to work for a living .

——Is that the best you can do ?

——You had to ask .

——This is the best I can do .

Well,like the old man said ...together .

——We gotta move out .Even I can tell the air is getting thin .You guys get to the boats .I'll sweep for stragglers. Be right behind you .

——What about the core ?

——I'll protect it .It's my job .

——Get the people on the boats.

——I'm not going to leave you here .

——I can handle this .Come back for me when everyone else is off .Not before .You understand ?

——You know ,I'm 12minutes older than you .

——Go.

You didn't see that coming ?

It's been a long day .

——Wanda.If you stay here ,you 'll die .

——I just did .Do you know how it felt ?It felt like that .

——You're afraid .

——Of you ?

——Of death .You're the last one .

——You were supposed to be the last .Stark asked for a savior and settled for a slave .

——I suppose we are both disappointments.

——I suppose we are .

——Humans are odd.They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won 't be .But there is grace in their failings.I think you missed that .

——They're doomed.

——Yes.But a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts.It's a privilege to be among them .

——You're unbearably naive .

——Well...I was born yesterday .

——The rules have changed .

——We're dealing with something new.

——The Vision is artificial intelligence .

——A machine .

——So,it doesn't count?

——No,it's not like a person lifting the hammer .

——Right,different rules for us .

——Nice guy .Artificial.

——Thank you .

——He can wield the hammer ,he can keep the Mind Stone .It's safe with the Vision.And these days ,safe is in short supply .

——But if you put the hammer in an elevator ...

——It would still go up .

——Elevator's not worthy.

——I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours .

——Not if you don't leave .

——I have no choice .The Mind Stone is the fourth of the Infinity Stones to show up in the last few years.It 's not a coincidence .Someone has been playing an intricate game and has made pawns of us .And once all these pieces are in position ...

——Triple Yahtzee.

——You think you can find out what's coming?

——I do.Besides this one ,there's nothing that can't be explained.

——Avengers...

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